I know I shouldn't laugh at someone else's misfortune, but ...
Those of you who are familiar with the BCSFH, really the only fly in the ointment here where I work, may smile with me when I tell you that she's accompanying the management team to their conference to a sunny island off the coast of the US ... and the airline chose her luggage to lose ...
Sorry, I can't say any more, I'm laughing too much!